i would like to take a step back and look at my life right now because the whole world seems to think that i have a drinking problem and i may or may not agree that alcohol fills the nooks and crannies of my pathetic existence and that my lack of meaningful friendships and failed relationship after failed relationship aren't my fault but are rather a byproduct of the volatile nature alcohol seems to bring forth, but i still maintain that this is not a problem!!! without it, i would be wallowing in my own filthy pity for myself as i am right now, wishing i were out or calling someone or doing anything instead of trying to wrestle this knot of dread out of my stomach.

LIFE IS EASY WHEN YOU'RE NOT TRYING!!!!! PUT IT ON CROOZE CONTROL WE GOT THIS IN THE BAG